politics – palin is a parrot – john cleese
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John Cleese talks about the palins, and says that michael palin is no longer the funniest palin.
can someone please say “PAWNED!!!!!”
DISCLAIMER: the views expressed in this video is not that of the curious monkey but those of john cleese.
politics – obama is actually a duck
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about a week ago i wrote a post wondering on the underlying racism that is clouding the 2008 US presidential elections. you can read that here.
well i guess i should say that its no longer an underlying tone. the following news video shows the open ignorance of some Americans which is a direct representation of the current state of literacy and general knowledge that alot of Americans in the south are known for, as well as a glimpse into how racism still plays a very big part in America. the land of the free.
the whole video is pretty sad and funny at the same time, but there were some highlights to this that stood out more than others. we actually learnt facts that no one knew before this
* Obama is actually a DUCK.
* Palin, (who could not keep her own daughter from screwing around and getting knocked up) is filled with the holy spirit and will bring honesty and integrity to the white house. this actually reminds me of a quote from Confucius
“It is not possible for one to teach others who cannot teach his own family.”
* Obama and his wife could be anti white.
* Obama is friends with a known terrorist. wait… didn’t president bush charter a plane to fly some laden’s out of America right after 9-11, because they were close family friends of his???
spoof – I kissed a girl – Katy Perry
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i’m assuming that everyone has heard katy perry‘s song i kissed a girl. i mean you cant NOT have heard it. they play it every 5 minutes on the radio. well its a nice catchy song and all but it needed a spoof. a version of the song that a guy could sing, so i scratched my head for a bit and came up with the following. i think its quite good.
I Kissed A Girl [spoof] – the curious monkey
This was never the way I planned
Not my intention
I got so brave, drink in hand
Lost my discretion
It’s not what, I usually do
Just wanna try you on
I’m curious for you
Caught my attention
I kiss you girls and I like it
The taste of you cherry chapstick
I kiss you girls because I like it
I hope my girlfriend don’t mind it
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Don’t mean I’m in love tonight
I kiss you girls and I like it
I like it
No, I don’t even know your name
It doesn’t matter
Your my experimental game
Just human nature
It’s what, all good boys do
It’s how they should behave
My head gets so confused
Hard to obey
I kiss you girls and I like it
The taste of you cherry chapstick
I kiss you girls because I like it
I hope my girlfriend don’t mind it
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Don’t mean I’m in love tonight
I kiss you girls and I like it
I like it
You girls are just so magical
Soft skin, red lips, so kissable
Hard to resist so touchable
Too good to deny it
Ain’t no big deal, it’s innocent
I kiss you girls and I like it
The taste of you cherry chapstick
I kiss you girls because I like it
I hope my girlfriend don’t mind it
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Don’t mean I’m in love tonight
I kiss you girls and I like it
I like it
humour – how to calibrate your mouse
wonderful little how to that i received via email today.
MOUSE CALIBRATION
This really works.
Is your mouse calibrated?
You should do this every few days.
More often if you spend a lot of time on computer.
I was shocked to see that this works!
To re-calibrate your mouse, click and hold on the Y below. Then drag the Y toward the g. If it doesn’t work, you might want to clean your mouse.
Y ou dumb ass. You’ll believe anything
is America still racist?
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i know America is supposed to be the land of opportunity and a place where racism is a thing of the past. i think there are quite a percentage of people who have come a long way from the days of widespread racism in the United States of America, but deep down inside alot of people are still hella prejudiced.
lets look at the facts from the US presidential elections that is currently going on. its a pretty close race between the candidates of the democratic and republican party, but should be it?
the following is from an email i received that really opened my eyes and made me think a bit.
Subject: What if things were switched around…..think about it.
Would the country’s collective point of view be different?Could racism be the culprit?
Ponder the following:
What if the Obamas had paraded five children across the stage, including a three month old infant and an unwed, pregnant teenage daughter?
What if John McCain was a former president of the Harvard Law Review?
What if Barack Obama finished fifth from the bottom of his graduating class?
What if McCain had only married once, and Obama was a divorcee?
What if Obama was the candidate who left his first wife after a severe disfiguring car accident, when she no longer measured up to his standards?
What if Obama had met his second wife in a bar and had a long affair while he was still married?
What if Michelle Obama was the wife who not only became addicted to pain killers but also acquired them illegally through her charitable organization?
What if Cindy McCain graduated from Harvard?
What if Obama had been a member of the Keating Five? (The Keating Five were five United States Senators accused of corruption in 1989, igniting a major political scandal as part of the larger Savings and Loan crisis of the late 1980s and early 1990s.)
What if McCain was a charismatic, eloquent speaker?
What if Obama couldn’t read from a teleprompter?
What if Obama was the one who had military experience that included discipline problems and a record of crashing seven planes?
What if Obama was the one who was known to display publicly, on many occasions, a serious anger management problem?
What if Michelle Obama’s family had made their money from beer distribution?
What if the Obamas had adopted a white child? You could easily add to this list. If these questions reflected reality, do you really believe the election numbers would be as close as they are?
This is what racism does. It covers up, rationalizes and minimizes positive qualities in one candidate and emphasizes negative qualities in another when there is a color difference.
Educational Background:
Barack Obama:
Columbia University – B.A. Political Science with a Specialization in International Relations.
Harvard – Juris Doctor (J.D.) Magna Cum LaudeJoseph Biden:
University of Delaware – B.A. in History and B.A. in Political Science.
Syracuse University College of Law – Juris Doctor (J.D.)vs.
John McCain:
United States Naval Academy – Class rank: 894 of 899Sarah Palin:
Hawaii Pacific University – 1 semester
North Idaho College – 2 semesters – general study
University of Idaho – 2 semesters – journalism
Matanuska-Susitna College – 1 semester
University of Idaho – 3 semesters – B.A. in JournalismEducation isn’t everything, but this is about the two highest offices in the land as well as our standing in the e world. You make the call.There has to be a reason that, in spite of the above, we are where we are today.
Of course, there is a generous dosage of country-wide stupidity too.
all I could think of was… wow… i had never though of it from this angle before.
some people have no manners at all
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this is something that really gets to me. i mean its basic manners if you ask me. i was thought this as a very young kid and make sure i do it ever single time. it takes all of, ohh what 1 1/2 seconds.
you may be wondering what the hell am i going on about? flushing after you take a leak. so here’s the deal. we share our building with another company and i don’t know if its someone from my office or from the one we share the building with but SOMEONE never flushes. they use the urinal and then just leave. wtf!!! it totally pisses me off every time i go and have to see this.
now that i have got this off my chest i feel a little better. well not really it still annoys the crap out of me and really pisses me off (no pun intended)
ARGHHHH!
game – the monkey kick off game
ohh yeah.. i am not even joking about this. judo’s to the dude to developed this game. its a total waste of time but what a wonderfully delightfull way to waste your time. my highest score so far is 5027. here is the link to play if you would like to beat me.
http://totebo.com/mko.php?c=qqorsFortoEpsorFBoUBopptotBqEoMONbSmouErp
if you do beat me, leave me your challenge link in the columns so i can try to beat you. in the meanwhile if i do beat my own score i’ll update this post with my latest scores and links to beat me.
cheers and happy monkeying..
video – elevator disco party
i almost fell off my chair watching this. i love to see something like this really happen to me. i would totally get in and join the party.
the video auto plays so i have put it after the jump
how the subprime crisis happened
finally, someone explains to us mortals in plain english what caused this whole subprime market crash.
http://www.tax123.ie/blog/subprime_primer
now to track down those smart investor types in new york and have a stern talking to with them………… fucking idiots.
video – wicked drum skills
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i saw this video online and all i can say is WOW.. this kid has some wicked drum skills.
Amazing Drumming Phenom – The funniest movie is here. Find it