whos your momma
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yipeeeeee its friday!!! i am so psyched. this week lasted way too long for my liking and I cant wait for the weekend to start. in my head it already has and to my utter delight it started with one of the most funniest scenes ever.
i had an early morning (9am) meeting with a client. so i get ready and get there a little early. park my car and start walking towards my clients’ office when i see an interesting scene unfold in front of me.
first i see a dog sniffing at a tree. he seems to be on his own for the most part, which i found to be a little weird. i mean its not like back in sri lanka where the dogs are free and their own masters. able to roam and forage for food at will. here they are domesticated and always belong to an owner. the western world has taken an entire species and make it so that it is illegal and a liability for this once free animal to be its own master. anyways… i digress. back to the story at hand.
there she is. a grumpy looking middle aged woman comes stomping walking by and continues to walk on without so much as looking in the dogs direction (so how do i know she was the dogs owner? simple. she has the leash wrapped in one hand.. smart aren’t i?) so she walks about 20 meters ahead and this nice friendly older gentleman was also strolling around somewhere behind her shows up. the dog noticing the old man sensed that he was friendly and went over with his tail wagging like he was trying to swat a board of flies or something. the old man turning out to be just what he seemed; a friendly old man. so he bent down and started patting the dog.
here’s where it all starts to get very interesting. the woman notices this, turns around and starts shouting at the dog. i forget the name she used but for the sake of the post lets call the dog jack.
Come here jack. What are you doing with him? He is not your mother. I AM your mother. Not him. Come here. Leave him. Don’t you know who your mother is? Remember I’m the one who feeds you everyday… and takes you for walks… me.. I AM YOUR MOTHER. Get over here right now.
it took every bit of strength i had to prevent myself from bursting out in laughter right there.
obviously someone got up on the wrong side of the bed. or not getting any in bed [from the looks of her i’m not surprised] and needed to take it out on someone.. so this poor once free animal had to hear her rant.
i guess it takes all sorts to make this world what is it.
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